CSD 492 - Abortion

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Object Class	Euclid
Lead Supervisor	Dr. Figgy

Item #: CSD-492

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: CSD-492 is to be contained in a room kept at 18 ºC at all times. All interactions with CSD-492 are to be behind a pane of tempered glass 5m away from subject. Any communication will be through a microphone connected to speakers within the confines of CSD-492's containment facility. Under no circumstance is an employee with an insufficient clearance level allowed to enter the containment facility of CSD-492.

Description: CSD-492 appears to be a middle-aged man in apparel reminiscent of the TV show "Steven Universe" directed toward children in their early teens. He refers to himself as Steven. When asked for a last name, CSD-492 exclaimed "No, I don't have one. Steven doesn't have a last name." If CSD-492 is in a room above average room temperature, it will begin emitting a toxic gas in a 5 meter radius around his body. If exposed to this gas for over 3 seconds, lifeforms around CSD-492 will begin decomposing at an accelerated rate. This results in death of the organism if exposed to the gas for a mere 12 seconds. CSD-492 was discovered in ████████, California, sobbing in the males bathroom stall at ██████. Standard containment procedure was enacted when Agent Enbrin called in at the scene. Several were found dead at the scene within a 5 meter radius of CSD-492. Every person who observed CSD-492 and/or the deaths of those around a 5m radius of him were given Grade-1 amnesiac.

Addendum: Interview Log with CSD-492

Interviewed: CSD-492                                                                                                                        

Interviewer: Vice Researcher Liquanda

Vice Researcher Liquanda: Good afternoon. Could you state your name for the record?

CSD-492: Yeah, the name's, uh.. Steven.

Vice Researcher Liquanda: Last name?

[CSD-492 shows signs of agitation]

[Shuffling of papers]

Vice Researcher Liquanda: Nevermind that. Do you know why you're here?

CSD-492: No, I.. I honestly don't. I'm pretty scared, actually, are there any windows? It's pretty cold in here, yeah, and, uh.. I get pretty nervous without windows. Especially when I, uh, don't know where I am. Makes sense, yeah?

Vice Researcher Liquanda: Are you aware of the supernatural powers you possess?

CSD-492: Yeah, yeah, I am, actually, uh.. I can fire a beam from my belly button, see here? The gem? See, see, I can also, uh, shield you. From incoming fire, yeah? If people are firing lasers at you, or something like that. I can protect you from that.

Vice Researcher Liquanda: Could you demonstrate?

[CSD-492 goes silent]

Vice Researcher Liquanda: We found you sobbing inside a men's bathroom stall. Could you perhaps clarify why you were there?

CSD-492: Yeah, uh, was I, though? I think you're getting me confused. Steven is, uh, pretty.. popular. I was merely.. well, no, I wasn't there at all. I wasn't. Probably someone else, yeah? 

Vice Researcher Liquanda: Thank you. That will be all.

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